I hope this does not break the rules

Calm down liberals it's called dark humor.

I volunteer as the piñata

crap, someone else took my comment before me

hmmm because you are one of my favorite users okay!

Wtf I am?

look at your followers

Damn get followed back

thanks

I literally posted this a second ago and it is already blowing up

bro it's not 'blowing up', you're just in live chat with a shit ton of bored teenagers

I know

i volunteer as the pinata