No erp perms for romance

Allen: *grabs sniper rifle and shoots* DIE YOU BLOODY MONSTER!!!!!!!!!

Goji: ROARRRRRRRRRRR

*cuts parachute and does a combat roll to break the fall* *grabs pistol and open fires*

*he would shoot again* GO AWAY BLOODY DEMON!

Goji: *grbs him*

Grabs

Oh bloody hell....

Goji: stares at him*

(💀)
*stares back*

Goji: *throws him*

"WOAH!" *parachutes away*

Goji: ROARRRRRRRR *fore

Fire*

(Skylanders time BOIIIIIII)
*Flynn and Tessa get in Flynn's plane, Tessa grabs her bow and tranquilizer arrows, and she opens fire on Goji while Flynn gets good firing angles*

Goji: Hisssssssss *shoots a ball of fire at the plane*

X: HEY! What do you thing you're doing

Goji: eh?

X: Stop destroyin the city

Goji: why

X: Because, uh, I said so!

Nezuko:*slaps goji*

GOJI: OW! *Growls

Nezuko:mmmmm! (No rampaging late at night please wait till morning!)

Goji: *snort* NO!

Nezuko:*slaps goji again* MMMMM! (I said wait!)

Goji; owi *shoots a ball of fire at her*

*nom nom*

Goji: ……………………….

Nezuko:mmmmmm! (Now calm down!)

Goji:ugh fine. Turns back to his normal form *

*nezuko now gives goji head pats*

Goji: *likes de head pats* :3

(Ok hold on. I’m gonna go die laughing)

Lmaoooo

*give more head pats*

Goji: 8little wings pop out and he flys around her*

*nezuko looks at him in awe*

Goji: loopdeloops*

*claps with lots of excitement*

Goji: :)

:3

Nezuko: :3 *gives more head pats*

Goji: :3333333 :D

Nezuko:mmmmmm? (Can I adopt you?) *gives more head pats*

no

(F**k off)

roleplayers when their parents refer them as their real name instead of kiki/cute/strong/lesbian/part ghost/part demon/part shadow/part god/uwu/

Do I care?

now i just made a meme idea

Good I’m gonna go get him

And?

Goofy ahh Ohio sus amogus icon

i made the icon years ago
and i couldn't bbothered to change it

Minor spoleng mitayne I winsk

r u having a stroke

Ughjf he’s. Yjgst rb jet sh jhg ts rugteus. Gjyretg jh rg b g I win

so?

Goji: sure *turns into his dragon form (mini)*

Nezuko:MMMMMM! (So cute!) *nezuko also goes smol and gives more head pats*

ur selling my kidnapped orphans on the black market? sweet, now i can make some money on the black market! im gonna kidnap more orphans now

Get back in my closet slave…

we split the profits and hide the orphans until the buyer comes to pick them up

NOOOOOOOOO!

YESSSSSS!

Lmafo

Actually count me in. Just don’t threaten Nezuko anymore…

great! lets get to kidnapping orphans so we can sell them on the black market! we can split the profits and even buy drugs! maybe we can make the orphans high before selling them

Ok. I can make my little brother an orphan got an extra snipe?

r rifle? yes

WEEEEEEEE

Goji: *makes this cute little rawr sound*

(LMFAO) *nezuko gasps*

Goji: *make the pufferfish eguh sound*

Mphwahhh. *nezuko gives him infinite head pats*

Goji: