How to make a nuke:
1. Buy Uranium-238.
2. Boil Uranium-238 into gas.
3. Run Uranium-238 through cell membranes and capture the Uranium-235 particles.
4. Obtain 33 pounds of enriched Uranium-235.
5. Buy 10 pounds of trinitrotoluene.
6. Encase trinitrotoluene inside a steel box.
7. Encase Uranium-235 in the same steel box with 90% concentration at minimum.
8. Place a fuse linking the trinitrotoluene to a switch either radio controlled or manually burned.
9. Detonate the trinitrotoluene causing nuclear fission and nuclear detonation.
Also:
Nuclear bomb hidden at:
24.853.2831
Current location:
Philadelphia, PA [East Lansdowne]
Point: {GPS Gun Range & Training Center}
Zip: 19050
[50 HOURS UNTIL DETONATION]
Current civilian count in area: 5,481
Storage Number: 725181
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