cool life hacks with telezane

*slams desk*
WHY DOTH SOFT HAIR DO BE COMFY

BECAUSE ITS CONDITONED OKaY 😭

SAME.

femboy

I can't help it my hair is hdhebbeudbdh

*slams fist on table*

TELL US EVERYTHING OR YOURE GAY

ok so

i have f**ked 3 people in my life
i may or may not have been 16 one of those times
i was drunk 2/3 times
i have a mild coke addiction
nad

ok

wait irl?

yes sadly

(slams fist on table while pulling out a picture of you in a skirt)

what is this

do it.

uhhh
uhm
uHM

(looks at you intensely)

answer, or else.

im trans i was like 6 in that picture 😭

good.

wait wha-

T-T

which direction

ftm

woh

(slams fist on table)

SIX COUNTS OF RAPE!

WHAT THE F**K YOU GOT THE WRONG MOTH

SIX TIMES .Scott.The.Moth. SIX TIMES!

BRO WHAT THE F**K I TOLD YOU THATS THE WRONG MOTH

WHY DONT YOU TELL THAT TO MY WITNESS

BRUH WE MOTHS LOOK ALMOST THE F**KING SAME YOU W**RE ASS BITCH

W**RE? I AM NO W**RE YOUR THE W**RE HERE

I OUGHTTA JUMP THROUGH THIS WALL AND BEAT YOUR BITCHASS
FIGHT ME PUSSY

BET YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERF**KER

wait hol up
[[f**king chugs a bottle of vodka]]
FIGHT ME NKOW BITHC

YEAH

[[drunken screaminv[]

(enraged seaming)

consumr THRY FLEPSH

MURDER

[[proceeds to pass out on the floor]]

(proceeds to kick you)

[[is literally knocked out cold on the floor]]

send nudes

for legal reasons no

are u a virgin

nope

damn why is everyone pre owned

zamn

*slams fist on the table* get naked!

(That’s how I got questioned at least)

bet daddy~

SIR I AM A MINOR

MOTHERFU- [[sirens]]

This ain’t gonna look good tryna get a job