Final Chapter: A Very Anticlimactic Showdown

Note: Yea, this is the final chapter. I never really intended for this to be a big story, just a tiny story to introduce a character.

Mulier Desuper looked down at Caelum.
Mulier Desuper: You can’t escape that easily.

Caelum: Ugh.

Mulier Desuper: Now prepare to die!

Caelum: How are you going to kill me?

Mulier Desuper: With this lance, of course.

Caelum: Didn’t you try stabbing me in the chest with that earlier? It didn’t do shit. You need to hurt me with some sort of magic weapon.

Mulier Desuper: …shut up!

She would toss her lance to the ground, and suddenly she grew a pair of wings. She flew towards Caelum and pinned her to the ground. She then started to beat her with her bare hands, and soon enough Caelum stopped resisting the attacks.

Caelum: Aagh!- Stop it already!

Mulier Desuper: What part of “i’m going to kill you” don’t you understand?

Caelum: I understand it, I just don’t feel like being killed.

Mulier Desuper: Oh, really? *laugh* Be quiet.

Caelum suddenly grabbed onto Mulier Desuper’s side, and pushed her away, not for long, but just enough to get up.

Mulier Desuper: What are you gonna do? Kill me?

Caelum: …no. I just want to leave.

Mulier Desuper: Go ahead! Try to kill me!

Caelum: Nah.

Mulier Desuper: Yeah. You don’t have the guts!

Caelum: Yeah, that’s true.

Mulier Desuper: Wait, seriously?

Caelum: Yeah.

Mulier Desuper: *sigh* That’s boring.
…Here, just- just leave.

Mulier Desuper would open a portal to where Caelum was before the whole situation.

Caelum: Oh, thank you.

Mulier Desuper: I’m gonna try and kill you another day.

Caelum: That’s nice.

Mulier Desuper: Do you even realize the urgency of this situa-

Caelum: Okay, byyyeee!

And from that day forward, Mulier Desuper would sometimes appear and try to kill Caelum. Soon, Caelum did develop a hat etoweards her, and tried to kill her as Mulier Desuper had wished, but nothing would happen. That began a rivalry that lasted the next few thousand years.

Lol nice

Mulier Desuper: I hate her. She pretends to hate me. We’re chill.

Scrib: "That's the type of rivalry me and Switch have, haha!"

lol

Saike: Huh

I get stabbed through the heart and people just get to do this?

no offense cae

Caelum: Thousands of people die a day, yet we still do normal things.

Saike: Huh, and i was supposed to be one of those

"I'm gonna kill you!"
"Nah I don't feel like dying rn, would you like an appointment?"