Oh, dis is bad! —Heavy

THE HEAVY IS DEAD!

Well I was teaching a group of raccoons how to teleport bread. So far it's been doing well, but I had no idea the heavy died. It appeared he must've died, I don't know though.

Mmph trpmf grg trff mummph, oh hudda hudda! Huh huh huh huh :(

Well I was practicing seeing how I can fair against the blu team, so far it was only engineer. I also just finished drinking the entire bonk collection too. Anyways i would rate them like this

Normal - 6/10
Crit-a-cola - 7/10
Blutoniam Berry - 4/10
Proton Orange - 9/10
Greenlium Melon - 1/10
Festive Flavor - 6/10

*drunk rabbling*

I was practicing my sniping skills and also predicting where invisible spies would go even when invisible. But wait, THE HEAVY IS DEAD!?!?!?!?!? This is quite the hard case to uncover.

Well I giving into farming by creating war machine plants. I was working with some dohickey man named "Crazy Dave". Anyways I sold them to him for a fortune. In which I was finding ways to make the team's lives a bit easier. Like how I gave medic a crossbow like weapon that heals us but also damages those nasty BLU team scum. Let me inspect his body for any clues. AHAHA, I found a small hair on his... THAT area. I think I might bring it to the lab for testing, for then I will see who killed poor heavy.

Well I was having a problem with ze patient with a headache. I decided he needed invasive surgery which is what I did. So I replaced his brain with the brain of a dolphin. Sadly I tried to heal heavy yet he just exploded into bits.

I was behind the enemy lines, quite easy to get through. First got the engineer, then his buildings, then the sniper. I then took the intelligence. Easy game

Haha, get the trolled