Light snack

*Food Critic is standing on top of a church steeple next to a metal wind vane in the middle of a harsh storm*
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
"I'M UNDER THE WEATHER-- *⚡⚡⚡*"

Hahah! He learned his lesson after this incident…

All in the name of comedy

I suppose he has technically been struck by lightning several times before… this is the only time when it was his fault

Don't taunt wizards

Magic man can definitely strike you down with lightning

"oooOOOooh, lemme guess
YoU hAvE zErO pUrPoSe--"
"No
IM KILLING YOU MYSELF
NOW"
*POW*

Magic man wouldn’t say to “kys” he’d try killing you himself

Magic Man when he has to wait in a line *impatient*

It’s just a bit violent

What does that mean?

He's impatient so he literally destroys everyone's *private area* to get ahead in line

Oh my god

Too much??? Sorry
I have little to no ability to understand most people

ba dum tss

Now he needs a hospital because he just swallowed broken glass