“i think this may go against my programming”

X: Aw, look at him

Interitus: AAGH! DON’T LOOK AT ME IN THIS HIDEOUS FORM
(he takes out a sword, but it’s the size of a butter knife and doesn’t do anything to X)

X: *Picks him up*

Interitus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

X: *Squeeze*

Interitus: I didn’t even know robots could cry, but look what you did

Milo: Hehe youw look cute

Scrib: "I must start drawing this masterpeice IMMEDIATELY!"

Interitus: DONT LOOK AT ME IM HIDEOUS

Scrib: "But i need to draw..."

Interitus: …IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE THING DESTROYING MULTIPLE UNIVERSES IN A MATTER OF WEEKS, NOT THIS LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL

Scrib: "If I paint you, I'll let you destroy my universe."

Interitus: No deal, please don’t look at me. I’m shy about this.

Scrib: "Okay, I'm shy too so I respect that."

*proceeds to blindfold himself*

Interitus: …can you help me

Scrib: "With what?"

Interitus: I am very small as of right now

Scrib: "Oh yeah, lemme just-"

*he calls his friend Fly, who then makes a machine that is able to reverse the effects*

Interitus: …oh. That worked.

…fine, you can make your drawing.

Scrib: "Yay!"

*He starts drawing interius, and it takes about 10 minutes. Finally, he's done, and it looks good.*

Interitus: …

…this is good.

Scrib: "Thank you."