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"the f**k are you doing in my home"

i need to take a spookie dookie

the ghostly shit

LMAO

Who's holding the phone
I'm so confused

i am i think

also thats not a phone that is boba

boba fett

LMAO

buddy that aint a phone thats a bubble tea
and denki is

lmao

only if you let me smell

WHAT

Hug you

same

talk with you

same

probably not gaf and just lock my door and go back to doing shit on my computer

lmao

same fr

tbh please dont break into my house
nothing against it just my dog will prob try to maul you to death and youre too like awesome or some shit to have something that bad happen to you

it is okay i can bring heather so she can kick him away

who

my bunny

ah

i would hug u and talk and play music because ur amazing
then i would probably kick u out before the cops come

but that would mean u called the cops in the first place 😔

no my neighbors would hear u break in and call the cops

oh

SEXICO!!!

oop

lol

"oh shit is that anonymously.deleted from imgflip.com?"

REAL

"If you know what my username is... You'd better be prepared."

ruh roh

Violently throw lemons at you

no

Say hello and talk

same

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

LMAO

Just as the founding fathers intended

Fr

Just as the founding fathers intended