Now, see, I would make it seem like I'm not there, then, bam, right behind you, there's me totally expecting your presence. Now here's the fun part, I grab my rusty lead pipe, conk you over the head with it multiple times, tie you up with locked chains in my basement, and torment psychologically and physically. I will neglect to give you food or water on select days. I will make you listen to a fork scratching on a rusty pan on loop as well as waterboard you, break your fingers, stab iron rods in your body, et cetera, et cetera. But, I want you alive, so I will deliberately avoid your vital organs. That is if you don't just give up and force your heart to stop, due to lack of or loss of breath. I will also add what I call a 'break day' where I give you a pasta dinner complete with drink of your choice. I would even pause the rusty fork/pan noises so you can eat. Though, I will not unchain you. I will feed you, and make sure that you choke down every single morsel of food/drink I give you. I will also stick various objects down your throat and you throw up, I will give you a fate worse than death. Sound fun? Be there in 30.
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