Pov: you see Matt like this

(I wanted to try a different oc, so...)

Scrib: "HOLY-MOTHER OF DYING ART, WTF HAPPENED?!"

Matt: my friend pushed me down a staircase

Scrib: "Oh..."

X: Lol you ded

Matt: ow...

X: Wtf happened

Matt: Mercury pushed me down a flight of stairs

X: lol

Matt: please help me

X: *Relocates his spine*

Matt: *gets up* Great

X: Ok, wanna get revenge

what the heck happened

Candystripe: not to worry, I am totally a licensed chiropractor!
*Puts Matt in an even more disfigured pose*

Matt: this is NOT HELPING

Saike: *also like that*

Matt: ow... you too, saike?

Saike: ...

Matt:: I'm taking that as a yes

Saike: ...