Blasphemy! Your pathetic Pokémon shall fall at the hands of mine…

ARCEUS
SMITE THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET

“Arceus? Your worthless god shall not save you, he was not there when the world was threatened many times before… and I know he won’t save you now”

It's kinda common sense not to anger a literal god that you know exists

He has canonically killed a god before

Oh
Well uh
State laws say uh
SELF DEFENSE
*Shoots*

He also can use guns

dangit