Goodnight people from the internet

im surprised you didnt eat it on the way here.

And I’m surprised you haven’t ate it when I gave it to you

mf you had it longerr then ive had it

Mf I see you getting that rice cooker ready

mf you are sauteing the onions and leaks with the soy and fish sauce rn

Buddy, go back to the rice fields before I whip you

mf, ill go back to the rice fields when you go back to the sweatshops.

* I also found that pic of you from the face reveal

I’ll go back to the sweatshops when you finish cooking rice in the “kitchen”, where you belong. Bing chilling wing Wong dong song

Mf ill be done with the rice before youre done cooking that dog over there. F**king bing bong ching chong ling long

I’ll go back to cooking the dog when you get back to cooking those insect like the insect you are. Wong Wong bing wing chilling

Mf go film your natural catch and cook in the wild before talking to me. Go eat some endangered shark fin soup you ching

Mf go back to digging holes in the ground and drinking sewage water like the North Korean person you are

mf go back to practicing that hobby your parents bestowed upon you when you were 1 and a half and doesnt feed you until you perfect it

Mf go back to getting arranged to some 50 year old guy that your parents forced you to f**k and marry

WOAH THERE

tad bit too far

but

mf go back to telling your parents that you are a gay femboy before your mom finds out and then forces you to be straight and gives you the ultimate punishment

I know :c

Mf go back to learning complex math equations before you get a B+ on your report card and your parents yell at you about it, asian monkey :)

mf go back to playing the violin, piano, and french horn and flute you gotta practice 40 hours a day or else you wont make it to the nationals and your mom will beat you

Mf go back to swinging around the trees and making Asian noise and go back to cooking in the kitchen monkey :3

whst