I’m just really bored folks

Please go jump off of a cliff

Too tame

I hope you sit down to eat dinner with your family and accidentally choke on a piece of steak. I hope said piece of steak is buried in a casket beside you and labeled (the hero that killed this dumbass) I hope that your relatives bring steak to you every 10 years and I hope all of the grass near your grave dies

Pretty funny

Thanks I needed that, heavens taking shit out of context and using her popularity as a reason to be a dickhead

i want you to drink lighter fluid then jump into a campfire so you feel all your intestine burn up into flames and all your nerves get ripped off of your skin and you end up dying

Kind of a loop around way but sure thing

Commit funeral

I hope rainwater leaks onto your non-gloved hand while you're fixing an exposed wire in your upstairs bedroom at 6:47 PM on August 19, 2035

I would like to inform you to do an action that will remove you from this sphere