Nat's stupid bingo

i feel the exact same way but honestly i’d rather not be a virgin all my life

Mf I wanna be a virgin I wanna become human olive oil 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
Also nah. I am NOT sexing

Stds and pregnancy exist

idk it’s def safer for the male i guess
also i’d say something about abortions but abortions are terrifying i’ve heard there’s like baby skeletons in the dumpster behind my nearest abortion clinic

I'm kinda torn on abortion...
I mean, I like killing babies but then of course I hate humans having choice-

yeah what’s up with having choice? everyone should be an npc that does the same exact thi

Also what if you take a baby skeleton and use it for a Halloween decoration

i don’t want to be cremated when i die

i want my kids to wait a few weeks after i die, then dig me up and put me on the porch for halloween

(i will haunt them if they dress me up as santa claus as an excuse not to decorate for christmas)

Same. Actually, I want my consciousness to be put back into a skeleton with no organs but never rot and still stay alive until the end of humanity, and ride a badass motorcycle while the bad to the bone and freebird riff play at the same time.

No seggs for you ig

It’s very important but I understand

Due to hormones I get a tad bit horny sometimes but only like a molecule bit horny but still I'm afraid of stds and also dating is just... Why do you want to listen to some mf talk all the time

It’s not “some mf” that person is important and loves you

Also, yeah I get mega h0rny sometimes