Write a headcanon

He eats sandpaper every Tuesday night

what!?

I said what I said

*stamp of disapproval*
NOW GET OUT!

NOOOOOOO

He needs to come back

Ivan=fatherless

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOORAY!

Ivan does has seven eyes, the strawberries are his eyes.

this is Cakedoctor not Ivan but yes that has been true for a while so write something else

oops-

its okay just write something else

Cakedoctors orgins are unknown, but his vulnerabiltiy to water makes him weak. (Water soaks sugar)

*Seal of approval*
He is not made of normal sugar but your reason makes sense so I will think of a way to make the last part true!

Cool!

He ironically has no birthday

his birthday is January