What

the power of Jesus

Every 10 seconds you get scared that a carpet is gonna swallow you

☠️ ts sucks gang

Peepoonis

i choose deleted i like his better

Bro it's a side effect, it's not supposed to be good

nuh uh some side effects are benefi

And those are layme

im gonna stick it in you

Pass

unpass

cial

😔

you get to talk with God for 5 minutes a day

I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER FRR

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omniscience and omnipotence

only on april fools

with omniscience and omnipotence i can make it longer

damn it

haha

You can only pull fat bitches

transformation into anything, real or not

a 10% chance you stay in that state forever

you have terminal stage 4 cancer

You have a plethora of permanent tumors that never dissappear in any form

The ability to increase the size of shoes

you can increase the size of your cock

Bet

You become small dick rick

Sorry cinna did it first

tax evasion

The power of Sonic

The power of flight

I can make the person who replies to this a homosexual.

But as soon as you do your flung to the sun

You're a homosexual now.

Nuh uh

I can do anything

But your stuck on mars

you cant for 99% of the year

I can deflect that

I just wanna be happy again

you're autistic

Jokes on you I already am

immortality and knowledge of how to achieve every other power

immortality screws you you just cursed yourself

wrong
if I know how to achieve every other power it'd take a while but that eventually includes rewinding time or similar
meaning that if the universe does blow up I can just go back in time

yeah but you'd live to see everyone die or you'd live and your life will be boring

ok but like
if after a few trillion years I achieve omnipotence
couldn't I just like use said omnipotence to make myself not bored

ok but your side effect is being irreversibly autistic

what if I already am

it's amplified by 100 times