What

the power of Jesus

Every 10 seconds you get scared that a carpet is gonna swallow you

☠️ ts sucks gang

Peepoonis

i choose deleted i like his better

Bro it's a side effect, it's not supposed to be good

😔

nuh uh some side effects are benefi

And those are layme

im gonna stick it in you

Pass

unpass

cial

you get to talk with God for 5 minutes a day

I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER FRR

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omniscience and omnipotence

only on april fools

with omniscience and omnipotence i can make it longer

damn it

haha

You can only pull fat bitches

transformation into anything, real or not

you have terminal stage 4 cancer

You have a plethora of permanent tumors that never dissappear in any form

a 10% chance you stay in that state forever

The ability to increase the size of shoes

you can increase the size of your cock

Bet

You become small dick rick

Sorry cinna did it first

The power of flight

invisibility so I can hide in your room

you are submissive in bed and you moan and whimper like a needy girl

The power of Sonic

Power swap can instantly change powers but 1 at a time

you have terminal stage four cancer

NOOOO

I get to turn into a dragon

fursona

I mean ngl, that’s not too bad as long as it isn’t one without wings. I could live with it, and I would actually be able to play Titanfall more.

you get bullied

Ngl I definitely would now after saying that

a shitty vegan one

GOD F**KING DAMMIT

I forgot about rainwings ig. They’re cool and vegan at the same time.

You get stage four cancer every time

Too late lmao

you're autistic

You get the build of small dick nick

But every Wednesday, Monday, and Friday you go super slow