Hello Professor
I will be a little late to class today. I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and i am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this.
Respectfully, I am in tears,
