Screw this

welcome to the internet have a look around

Anything that brain of your can think of can be found

We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse

if none of its of intrest to you you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet

come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?

There's no need to panic

This isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet

This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the internet

What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

Be happy. Be horny,Be bursting with rage

We got a million different ways to engage

If not of its of interest you’d be the first

weve got movies

f**k

Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting

For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do

Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand

Hahaha
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time

it is done

Such a good song, but i made the mistake of playing it around my mom and a 7 year old

well.....

Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died

We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports

And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter f-cking eachother

Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock

They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more

Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you w**re

See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think

Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her

Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option

You should kill your mom
Here's why women never f**k you
Here's how you can build a bomb