Fun Facts with Uzi (plush edition)

Today’s Opposite Day. Ima search it up

Ok still a smash even tho I don’t simp her anymore (u f**kin happy
Khan the door f**ker?)

Ok if you WEREN'T a simp, you wouldn't say smash. However you said smash, therefore you are either still a simp or you are once again a simp.

LaLa...why are you like this

Done it before and I will do it again
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..................................never.............

no thanks i would like to keep my innocence