Funniest shit in my photos rn ngl

DADDY MILKERS?!?!!? 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Indeed

LMFAOOOO

i have a daddy milker.

https://i.imgflip.com/8dh2mq.gif

me lore

And they all mine 😻

Yes they are

moobies

pass

wait wheres the millions of shampoo, face wash and the accessories that will never be used

In hell

Ion use all that extra shit

you sacrafice your shampoo
which cost 5x what i have in my bank account?
/j

I have one bottle of shampoo, one bottle of normal conditioner that makes my hair softer, and one bottle of conditioner that treats my waves

Ain't even that expensive it's like 30 dollars for all that in enough supply to last 2 to 3 months

ok
30 bucks to me is kinda expensive
also 2 TO 3 MONTHS?!??!

I have thicker hair so I need a lot to treat it

I also am required to wash my hair every 2 days per house policy

bro......

what

my gf has about the same size =(

But can you give ur gf head?

no but she gives a unworldly head

oh shit

What is this 💀

you're here

And?

idk

Bruh

I don't even know tbh

And ofc you have the big fat black headphones

If you have those you’re either a part of the alphabet soup, autistic, or depressed

All 3:

💀💀💀 my damn point

They're good quality headphones though

Just get AirPods

I know I got money but ion got the money for allat

Damn

And hilariously enough, those easily go hand in hand

Real