What

water itself makes things wet but when water is just buy itself its not wet

no
water makes you wet

no, but water makes things wet
its like this: my brain gives me adhd, but i myself am not adhd

an unsolved mystery still going to this day

it is wet. when things are covered by it, they are wet, meaning they got that property from it.

No but I can make YOU wet~

'wet' means a substance has h2o molecules deposited on or inside it. water has h2o molecules inside it, so it is wet.