Your friend Alex has to be in the same dorm as you in college, wdyd?

Ivan: Hey Alex ummm let's play some video games or something.

Alex: *in a slurred voice* i... Uh.. I drank and.. And uh... fought some dude I guess..

Ivan: Well I studied for the tests that are happening next month.

*Alex passes out from being drunk; the glass beer bottle he was holding flew towards your head and shattered*

Ivan: *Catches the shards without getting cut* That is why you do not drink!

Alex: zzzzzz...

Ivan: *Puts Alex on his bed* Goodnight buddy.

*the next day at 12:00 he wakes up nauseous* Alex: uugh... What happened?

Ivan: Drinked too much again...

Alex: shit...

Ivan: Yeah you need to stop drinking that much it could kill you.

Alex: I don't know man, that stuff is good...

Ivan: It is an addiction!

Alex: *he stares at the broken bottle at the floor* my Coors Light...

Ivan: I might take you to a doctor if you do it again!

Alex: I'm fine...

Ivan: Okay...

*the next day classes start*

Ivan: *Being the best student in class*

Alex: *can't read it because he is still hungover

Ivan: *Trying his best to help Alex*

Alex: dang, gg

Ivan: Good game Alex so I got chess if you want to play that?

Alex: yeah, I guess.

*Ivan keeps on beating Alex in chess*
Ivan: Checkmate!

Alex: damn... GG.

Ivan: I am tied gn.

Alex: good night, I'm gonna go to the bar with some old friends for a few hours

Ivan: I am going to go study for next month's test! *He goes to his desk*

*a few hours later Alex comes back drunk with his shirt partially ripped on the arm, he also has a few scratches on his arm*

Ivan: What did you do?!

*after class*
Alex: thanks for helping me, i needed it.

Ivan: You're welcome.

Alex: Ivan, tell the teacher of the next class that im sick, i think im gonna~ *vomits on the floor*

Ivan: I will get the nurse!

Alex: thank you...

*Iva left to get the nurse while a teacher and janitor are cleaning up the mess*

*a few hours later Ivan returns to the dorm where Alex is in the bathroom throwing up*

Ivan: What the hell happened that caused you to get sick!?

Alex: what do you think?! *vomits*

Ivan: THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DRINK SO MUCH!!!

Alex: i didn't even drink that much!

Ivan: ARE YOU SURE!!

Alex: lets play FIFA

Ivan: Okay!
(The name Alex seems familiar)

(Also Alex was the name chosen off of imgflip bossfights)

(I remember I named him)

*boots up his PS5* Alex: just reminding you, I've never been beaten.

Ivan: Me too!

*they play and Alex comes out victorious*

Ivan: Good job!

Alex: that was the most STRESSFUL match of FIFA ever.... Wanna go again?

Ivan: Yes!

*this time Ivan wins*

Ivan: YES!