Rp with almighty cat god, Bruce

Matt: bruce, it's been 5 years, you still owe me 15 dollars

(I had to)

Bruce, in English, as he’s an almighty god: No I do not

Matt: oh god now I suddenly owe you 15 dollars *tosses 15 dollars*

Bruce: good

(Whoops, im late-)

Clyde: "Hewwo!"

Bruce, In perfect English: Hello

Clyde: "Wats ur name?"

Bruce: I am Bruce

Clyde: "I Cwyde!"

Milo: Hai!

Bruce: Meow!

Milo: :D

Who u?

Bruce, in perfect English: I am Bruce

Milo: Whoa

Bruce: Have you never heard of me

Milo: *shakes head*

Frankie: mew?
(Yes I’m making Frankie canon deal with it)

Plaugia: *Gasp* A kitty!

Bruce, in English: Pet me, mortal

Plaugia: First of all Im not a mortal

Second of all of course you little cutey *Petting him*

*Bruce purrs*

Plaugia: Whos a good kitty

*UO takes a bundle of string from his backpack and dangles it in front of Bruce.*

*Bruce plays with the string*

UO: Çfarë mace e vogël e ëmbël.

Bruce: *Purrs* meow

*UO pets and scratches Bruce's head with calm and coordinated pets.*