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PUFFERS

check the microwave

im not math people

hes been turned into soup

thank god it was him and not puffers..i would miss HER so bad

as a cat owner, i feel inclined to tell you that my cats are better

by law. it is a requirement for me to say my cat is so much better

we shall now compare our cats attributes

cat 1: phrankie

eats dirt, hangs her arms over edges, has the colors of garbage, her toes look like coffee beans, and cant meow at all

cat2: shelby

tuxedo (she runs a catnip business), attacks everything, and meows like this "ruowowowow",

interesting claim, however. puffers can: not stop bitching abt cat food
hang onto you and hug you while your casually walking around
she can parkour off shit in your room and give you an anxiety attack

puffers wins.

shelby does the parkour, and phrankie bitches abt food

my cats win

but can they casually hug onto you when your walking or running around? no

i win.

can your cat find the most miraculous spot to get stuck in? naenae and belblie win

she already has tho

i found her stuck in the toilet paper holder thing we have

places i have found naenae in:

toilet, re-usable aldis bag, behind one of the closable garbage containers, under a hamper, dirty laundry, behind the microwave, cereal box (it was still in the cabinets), and the top of the fridge