Nezuko Demon Slayer

Yorrichi: " Hey lil sis! whaddya doin out here?"

Nezuko:”mmmmmmm” (I can’t find my brother)

Yorrichi: " Oh tanjiros at the butterfly mansion."

Nezuko:”mmmmmmm?” (But he was here fighting a demon?)

Yorrichi: " I took him there. He was pretty banged up"

Nezuko:”mmmmmmhm” (can we go there now. And gimme head pats)

*he'd pat her head and put her on his back* Yorrichi: " Lets go!!! hinokami kagura!!" *he'd run towards the butterfly mansion*

*nezuko gives yorrichi head rubs back* (hinokami kagura can have you move faster?)

Yorrichi: " Yup! It also helps me get tired slower"

(Ok also you’re really good with role playing) *at the butterfly mansion* nezuko:”mmmmmm!” (Brother!)

(Thanks!)
Yorrichi: " He's right here."

*nezuko runs over to him*

Yorrichi: " They said he'll be fine but he'll be asleep for a while"

*nezuko starts to cry* (what’s your opinion on kanao and Tanjiro ship?)

(TOP TIER TOP TIER I SAY)
Yorrichi: " Don't cry..." *he'd pat her on the head* "I'm cooking tonight I'll make your favorite!"

(What does Nezuko even eat?) *nezuko hugs yorrichi* (what bout these?)

(TOP BLEEPING TIER Even though I kinda see rengoku and tengen as a more bestfriend/brother relationship) Yorrichi: " Now I gotta go cook!"

(Fair enough) *nezuko let’s go of him and watches over Tanjiro*

*yorrichi would go to the kitchen and help aoi cook*

Inosuke:”fight me yokubichu!” *aoi rolls her eyes*

Yorrichi: " Last time we fought I broke your arm!"

(Yo you back?)

(yup)

(Ight the message we left off with is at the bottom)

(You done with this role play?)

(no I thought you were starting lol sorry.)

*inosuke huffs and walks off* Aoi:” at least Tanjiro isn’t the only one who’s fought and won against him” *she goes back to cooking*

Yorrichi: " Its kinda annoying..." *He'd leave as he waited for the dough to cook*

*once the food is done* Inosuke:” give me the foods!”

*He'd knock him on the head* Yorrichi: " This is for everybody!"

*inosuke writhes on the floor. Nezuko walks in* nezuko:”mmmmmm?” (What happened to him?)

Yorrichi: " Sorry he was trying to eat all the food. But I didn't hit him that hard.. Did I?"

*nezuko checks on him. He jumps up.* inosuke:” fine… I won’t eat all the foods”

Yorrichi: " Ok! Everybody its time to eat!!" *he'd bang pots*

*inosuke sits at the table and eats while glaring at you. Nezuko looks happy to have a partial family together*

Yorrichi: " You guys eat first! I'm not really hungry"

*once they’re done eating* Inosuke:

*He'd chop him in the neck to knock him out* Yorrichi: " Its night inosuke so please stop yelling"

(I can’t think of anything for inosuke, literally every episode is him skiing for a fight) *inosuke lays on the ground from the strike* Nezuko:”mmmmmmhmmhmhmm?” (Can you teach me sword fighting brother)

Yorrichi: " Sure! Well I'll try my best."

*a few months later after training they head into tanjiros room* Tanjiro:”Nezuko is that you?”

Yorrichi: " Yup and me!"

Tanjiro:”how long have I been out?” Nezuko walks over to him*

Yorrichi: " uhh...." *he'd count his fingers* "3 too 4 months!"

Tanjiro:”oh. Did I at least get the demon?” *Tanjiro try’s to stand up but staggers*

Yorrichi: " You did but It tried to run away so I killed it..."

(boutta go to sleep gettin tired seeya tommorow)

(Ight message you tomorrow) Nezuko:”mmmmmm!” *points to her sword*

Yorrichi: " Oh,and I got her a katana."

Tanjiro:”did you train her” *Nezuko unsheathed her katana* (no problem)

Yorrichi: " Yup! She uses her BDA with it to make her own kind of sun breathing!"

Tanjiro:”Nezuko that’s amazing!” *nezuko looks triumphant* (your opinion on shinobu in a maids outfit?)

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Yorrichi: " and its all thanks to me! and her hard work" (I'm not gonna simp... I'm not gonna simp... I'm not gonna si- man forget it: https://i.imgflip.com/8doqp5.gif)

Tanjiro:” Nezuko when I’m done resting you’ll have to show me your sword skills, ok?” Nezuko:”mhm!” (Mitsuri in a maids outfit)

Yorrichi: " I'm going outside. hope you rest well tanjiro!" ( same thing but more aggressive. https://imgflip.com/gif/8doqp5)

*a few hours later Tanjiro walks out to see yorrichi training with Nezuko, he sits and watches quietly* (Nezuko in a maids outfit!)

Yorrichi: " So turn your leg like this and you'll have enough momentum" (Like? what do you mean by nezuko in a maid outfit. It'd be cute! but no simping)

*Tanjiro is still watching*

Yorrichi: " and now.... Twist!" (THATS ADORABLE!!!!!!)

*still watching in silence, Nezuko is training really hard* (I simp more for her last demon phase*

(Don't really simp for nezuko just wanna protect her with my life)
Yorrichi: " Alright! lets take a break."

Tanjiro:”Nezuko that was amazing! It seems like you’re a really quick learner!” (I simp for mitsuri over anyone else tho)

Yorrichi: " She really is!" (SAMEEEEEEE)

Tanjiro:”that’s great! That means when we go on another mission you can also assist in the decapitation!” (My cousin said it looks like she uses pads for extra, you know what, I just laughed at her)

(lol those ain't no pads.)
Yorrichi: " Yea but she still needs some time before she masters the 11th and 12th forms."

Tanjiro:”well she can definitely master them soon!” (I know those the real deal)

Yorrichi: " She will but I'm to tired..... and its so hot..."

Mitsuri:”what’s so hot yorrichi-San~?” (Deal with that!)

Yorrichi: " Uhhhhhhhhhhh" (OBVIOUSLY HER)

*obanai walks over* (say it you won’t)

Yorrichi: " Nobody other than you Ms. Mitsuri!" (lol obani gonna kill me)

Mitsuri:” I uhhh- thanks?” Obanai:”What!” *mitsuri blushes and obanai looks upset*

Yorrichi: " Hehehehehe!" *He'd run away from obanai*

Tanjiro:”well he isn’t wrong mitsuri.” *obanai chases after yorrichi* (yorrichi rizz factor 100, sorry bout the late response)

(Lol I’m here)
Yorrichi: “ TANJIRO RUNNNNN OBANAIS GONNA KILL MEEEEE”

Obanai:”get back here!” Mitsuri:”well thank you Tanjiro-kun~” *nezuko stops obanai* (good I was getting bored bro*

Yorrichi: “ I WAS JOKING! I MEANT HOT LIKE ACUTALLY HOT CAUSE THE SUN IT TOO BRIGHT!” (I had to make something up or obanai boutta kill me)

(Yo you there?)

*obanai stops chasing yorrichi* obanai:”well I’ll let you off this time yorrichi. Now I got to go stop Tanjiro.” *mitsuri is flirting with Tanjiro* (ship drama!)

Torrid hi: “thanks mr obanai! Tanjiro i was glad to be your brother” (R.I.P Tanjiro)

(Lmao) Mitsuri:”oh Tanjiro he’s coming back!” *she whispers to him* “meet me later tonight” *mitsuri goes up to obanai* “it’s ok they were just being nice!” (Shinobu is prob very flat)

Yorrichi: “TANJIRO IS TO INNOCENT FOR THIS!, OLDER BROTHER YOU SERIOUS!?” (She may be but she is perfect)

Tanjiro:”yes I’m innocent I was just having a friendly conversation with mitsuri” (Tanjiro prob could get action from almost any girl he met if were being honest)

Yorrichi: “ sureeeeee. *nezukonwatch tanjiro*” (lol real all the girls he met have either wimped or were just really close wit him)

Tanjiro:”what!? It was just a friendly conversation!” *nezuko stares intently at Tanjiro*

Yorrichi: “ TANJIRO I CAN HEAR VERY WELL! THAT WAS NOT FRIENDLY!”

Tanjiro:”SHHHHH! Not while obanai is still around!”

Yorrichi: “ I’m disappointed in you tanjiro! I can’t even call you my older brother. I’M GOING TO TRAIN WITH INOSUKE AND. I.DON’T.KNOW WHEN I’LL BE BACK!”

*one day later* (nothing happened with mitsuri other than teaching Tanjiro love breathing at night 😏) Tanjiro:”Yorrichi your back!”

Yorrichi: “ hey tanj I’m going to town with the girls from the butterfly mansion need anything?” (Not including Aoi!shinobu or Kanao. TENGEN IS PROUD OF HIS PROTEGE)

(Tengen spanked aoi. You did not) Tanjiro:” no I’m good. Still recovering from…” *Tanjiro cuts off his sentence as obanai walks by*

Yorrichi: “ disappointed… let’s go girls we need to find this stuff quick! While tanjiro does THAT “LOVE BREATHING WITH MITSURI!” (I doomed tanjiro)

Obanai:”WHAT!” *Tanjiro runs into mitsuris quarters and hides* (great. 😬)

Yorrichi: “Seeya tanjiro! Have fun with Obanai!”

*obanai chases Tanjiro into mitsuris quarters where he runs straight into a squeaky clean mitsuri. Tanjiro hides in the confusion* (setting up obanai for awkwardness)

*Yorrichi would already be in town*

*tanjiros totally legit love breathing lesson ends so he runs into town while he can’t feel his legs for obvious reasons* Tanjiro:”yorrichi I caught up to you. Why you have to do that when obanai was right their?!”

Yorrichi: “Because you are supposed to be a responsible big brother!” Naho,Kiyo,and sumi: “YEA! Wait what are we talking about?”

*Tanjiro rolls his eyes. His legs wobble* (I’m sorry I got to go. Continue this tomorrow?)

(Sure)

(Yo I’m back!)

(Sup)

(Ight continue from up above)

*Tanjiro rolls his eyes. His legs wobble*

Yorrichi: “ well tanjiro looks like you became more flexible!”

Tanjiro:”yeah. Especially after training.” *nezuko appears behind Tanjiro* (honestly obanai would steal mitsuris pantsu)

Yorrichi: “heh I was already flexible!” (He would but he would get caught in the middle of it cause if his conflictive thoughts)

(Bro we just setting our characters to die to obanai) Tanjiro:”well did you train with inosuke? He’s really flexible.”

(You there?)

(Sorry i was watching a Movie)
Yorrichi: “nope i trained when YOU FREAKING LEFT ME IN THE WISTERIA FOREST TO SAVE THAT GUY FROM THE HAND DEMON! INHAD TO BEND MY BODY IN TYPES OF WAYS JUST TO HIDE AND SURVIVE!,”

Tanjiro:”well, when I see someone in need I go save them!” *inosuke walks into town with aoi. He is very quiet somehow* (man training with mitsuri bro. )

Yorrichi: “sureeeee Hey inosuke!”

Inosuke:”huh? What are you and gonpachiro doing here?” (just imagine training with mitsuri irl. Would be amazing)

Yorrichi: “ oh me and the girls were going on a date?” *sumi,kiyo,and naho nod*

(Yorrichi becomes tengen) Tanjiro:”I’m here catching up to yorrichi after some vigorous training.” Aoi:”come on inosuke, we need to go to the market to get foods for you.”

Yorrichi: “ohhh inosuke and Ali getting more foo- WAIT YOU SAID FOR HIM!? THE FUDGE IM POSED TO DO STARVE?! LIKE BRO TRYNA STOME MY FLAMBOYANT SELF!”

(Bro no way) Aoi:”uhhh.” Inosuke:” KING OF THE MOUNTAINS GET FOODS FIRST!” *shinobu walks past yorrichi with giyu*

yorrichi: “Wait a minute… I think I know the meaning of a “date” HOLY CRAP GIYU AND SHINOBU ARE DATING?! WAIT DOES THAT MEAN I’M DATING THESE THREE!?thats not so bad though

Tanjiro:”you just noticed that?” Kanao:” Tanjiro! Where are you!”*kanao is searching for Tanjiro obviously*

Yorrichi: “AND TANJIRO IS DATING KANAO!? you know what i quit. Zenitsu touch nezuko. and your freaking dead

Tanjiro:”Kanao! I’m over here!” Shinobu:”Tanjiro, what are you doing with my sister?” *zenitsu lightly pokes Nezuko* (kill him!)

*yorrichi would break Zenitsus hand* yorrichi: “no touching unless she either A. Says you can or b she likes you. Next time I’m not breaking anything I’m going straight to chopping”

(YES!) *Tanjiro chuckles. Nezuko looks confused* Tanjiro:”nothing shinobu we are just going to be walking around town” *zenitsu tries again but Nezuko shrinks and runs*

*he’d knock Zenitsu out and tie him to a pole*

(Lmao) Tanjiro:”see zenitsu. You shouldn’t continue trying to get Nezuko to love you. Yorrichi will just tie you up again.” *kanao finally makes it over to Tanjiro*

Yorrichi: “yea zenitsu.” (Let’s just give yorrichi time travel) “you and nezuko get married I nahe future anyway” (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Zenitsu:”NEZUKO-CHAN~ DID YOU HEAR THAT!.” *Nezuko looks concerned* Tanjiro:”not if I can stop it.” (WHY! You know what Tanjiro also gets time travel.) Tanjiro:”well, you get married to minors and then arrested, while I get some b****es.”

Yorrichi: “LANGAUGE! Ykw me and the girls goin PEACE”(FORGET EVERYTHING THST JUDT HAPPENED NO JUTSU)

Tanjiro:”just be careful yorrichi!” (Don’t test me. I will get yorrichi arrested if I need to)

Yorrichi: “ I will!” (Lol how they like 3-4 years apart)

(That I don’t know. But shinobu deserves to be short) *A few hours later back at demon slayer corps*

Yorrichi: “tanjiro….. I-I” (I’m talking bout yorrichi and the girls age difference SO I WIN!!”

Tanjiro:”you ok yorrichi? You look disturbed, was it zenitsu again?” (I don’t know I think they’re 10 or 11, maybe 9. But shinobu being short is a positive)

Yorrichi: “No not that.. it’s…. I GOT MY FIRST KISS!!” (Dude you either like short girls or shinobu just top tier,)

Tanjiro:”W rizz?! My rizz breathing training has been working!” (I don’t know why. Also I don’t get a choice on whether I get short girls or tall girls they all short to me. 5’8)

Yorrichi: “the hell is rizz tanjiro? WE IN THE 1900’s!”

(It’s how he get all the b****es. And this is also based off of YouTube rizz hashira Tanjiro) Tanjiro:”how many times do I have to tell you brother?”

Yorrichi: “UNTIL THE 2000’s WHEN WE’RE DEAD”

(Wow you don’t support it do you?) Tanjiro:”just forget I said anything. So how was your first kiss?”

Yorrichi: “ I don’t know if it count’s but they got me when I wasn’t looking”

Tanjiro:”oooh they got you with a sneaky kiss. They’re shy with showing they like you. Play it slow and cool.” *zenitsu tries creeping closer to Nezuko, Tanjiro glares at him*

Yorrichi: “nezuko on your left yellow haired person coming your way”

*nezuko nods and disappears* Tanjiro:”well that training made her really good at hiding. But zenitsu it won’t help you.” *hits zenitsu on the side of his neck to incapacitate him*

Yorrichi: “oh look at the time I gotta go on a mission Seeya Tanja ro”

Tanjiro:”alright see you!” *mitsuri walks by*

Yorrichi: “nezuko watch tanjiro for me seriously this time”

Tanjiro:”brother I can take care of myself.” *clearly watching mitsuri* (yes or no would you watch mitsuri?)

Yorrichi:” ok! I believe you Tanjiro! Byeeee!” (YES)

(Over enthusiastic but I’ll allow it) Tanjiro:”Nezuko! Where ever you’re hiding it’s alright to come out nw!” (Sorry fell asleep)

Yorrichi: " HINOKAMI KAGURA LAUNCHHHHH"

(Yo you on?)

Tanjiro:”and there he goes again.” *searches for Nezuko*