Hmm

oh no

ona a scale 1-10 how good were you

8.5
i good, but i couldve done better

Hmmm yeah your gonna stay in purgatory

ok

i killed myself

Why?

because its my name

Oh i see

you should try it

I cant my job is too see souls and have them either stay in purgatory for Eternity or 100 years or sentence them to the higher ups.

where am i gonna go

I mean killing yourself is mixed so what did you watch on your search history

oh im goin to hell

Fine ill sentence you to heaven

Tell me before i sentence you

how much time you got?

Valid

Tell me what they say

lots and lots and LOTS of pornography

My boy i had to fight my way out just to get this job because of my history also i got eternity

not enough time

Fine ill give you the time it takes for moms to get ready

No countably infinite amount of time will ever be enough

I have honestly no clue, but knowing me it's probably worse than I imagine

Ed go to the highest part of heaven :)

So high I got the integrer limit bug

To the highest part where their is good internet

*activate hotspot to share internet with the ones below*