jokes on u asians eat every single animal in existence

fr tho

we probably ate the dinosaurs thats why theyre extinct

we eat houses thats why the housing market is crazy rn

yeah theres not a lot left bc im munching and crunching especially on my period

real thats the only time where i lwk have an appetite
idk maybe i have an eating disorder

no ngl same

like u dont wanna eat until ur period and then u feel weird for wanting to eat

damn fr tho

ive been to family gatherings

is that a jaw

i think i'm a whigga

LMO

LMAO

IM SORRY I DONT LIKE TOMATOES
im a disappointment ik im sorry mother 😔

Ofc ur asian

wdym ofc
im half

I'm a disappointment to del as well then 😭

its okay

maybe u didnt have tomato and egg as ur second meal

i didnt

rip

My family is strange
Cause my grandma isn't the cook
It's my grandpa

oh fr

Yuh
He has the best ribs recipe ever
I don't even like ribs but will still eat it

Fr

what

Samosa bomb

never had

YOUVE NEVER HAD A SAMOSA?!?!?

actually hold on i might have

idk

Bro 💀💀💀

i forgot if it was or now

not

💀 idk what to say man ☠️☠️☠️

lol

Lol

erm i can chinese uhhh egg roll panda panda cantonese bing chilling

wow u got it right

i'm a true rice cracker

practically fluent

i'm a true ummmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhh

me with fish

FR

like fish and rice thats it lol

lol

FIRE FR

YESS

i thought you were asian
not chinese

chinese is asian silly

mb

wait fr-?

bet u think asia is a country

asia is a city i thought

no

😭

I-

oop

*sigh*