The goober cat

Minecraft, because the square root of 2 is maroon

water

Calcium, because cows drink neptune

The letter purple, because assuming he eats all other planets, we can conclude the cube root of the sun is dog.

Oak trees because scissors can’t have rizz

The number apple, since legos have a width of 20 hours, and assuming that bubbles are not real, Fortnite can be bought for 96 decibels. Also, refrigerator times e = Barack Obama. Thus, humanity is a blanket, proving that my answer is blue.