I'm just gonna say my confession right here and it's really embarrassing since I'm too lazy to email.
So uhh when I was 9, I was taking a shit in a public bathroom. I took really long to wipe my ass mfs were standing in line infront of the stall. someone yelled "hurry up!" And I yelled "gotta wipe it squeaky clean!" Makes me wonder... What braincell in my tiny fucking brain pressed the wrong buttons.