lol

Imagine being bri'ish

I'm gonna touch you

Stop touching people

I'm gonna touch you

Nooooooo

😈

I'm sorry
Scotland and Ireland are the exceptions

I'm gonna untouch you

Tubular

Totally tubular 🤟

Radical even 🤙

Surfs up dude 🌊🏄‍♂️🤟

Cowabunga 🤘🤘🤘

I'm gonnae touch ye

I ain't aboot to reject, laddie

Ahts gay lad

Not with socks oan

Shup yer da sells Avon and yer maw punts cooncil

Yer booms oot the f**kin windae lad, away and bile yer heid ye eggnog chuggin numpty

Aht ryt? Bend ar' bro

Aye

I'm gonnae pump yer maw. Here you, aht will be right! A heard ye knockin aff ma stash last night

Yeve been partakin in a wee bit much o' the fizzy ginger I reckon. Actin true as a bawbag

Mate, you wur booncing aboot eh toon last night wae a cone oan yer heid ya weapon

I dinnae hae a clue what yer talkin aboot ye tiny fingered, Cheeto licking, beetroot heided swine

Groovy 😝🤟

🧐 splendid

I’m not

soccer

I'm gonna touch you

What an honor

soccer

I'm gonna touch you

oh spirreeeee

lmaoo

soccer😈

I'm gonna touch you

I’m telling your wife

I'm gonna cream in yo cheeks lil bro

you play too much

Yes I do.

play with spire in bed or some shi im sure she would be glad too

Yes
you play with scarf in bed too, guaranteed she'll love it aswell lmao

oh she does..

Knew it

a bit too much actually.

Damn

a uh...worrying amount.

cream in spires

Soccer