Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram! Buy gold! Byyyyeee!

oop too long srry

Damn.

anything shorter?

"OH NO... HE'S FORKLIFT CERTIFIED"
Either that or knockout's quote

okay

it worked

YIPPEEEEE

you win

I want you to win

:D

"Wow what a tempting offer! How about I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face instead!"

XD

I'M PUTTING THAT AS MY TAGLINE LATER LMAO

Noice

I'm omnisexual. Deal with it. (your follower count) kids in my basement vibing to (your favorite song)

ooh i like this one

Thanks!

Beeschurger

"The greatest victory is that which requires no battle." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“Your parents didn’t want you, and gods to busy laughing at kids with cancer, so YOU decide who you wanna be.”-Offendingeverybody

Why are you replying to me?

Oh woops I meant to just comment

winner in 7 hours

(You guessed it) (I’ll win one of those someday just you wait) (these aren’t part of the quote)

Ignore all the haters telling you everything isn’t a sandwich. Everything IS a sandwich.

I am a sandwich

*nom*
(/j)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I PUT THE /J THERE

Ik

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