Chad Chorus Zealot; Virgin Shroud / Charger Zealot; Rescues you from situations he brought upon the team because he's useless. Struggles against Groaners and the weakest heretics. Will allow you to revive your fallen comrades by just holding something into the air. Took his knife from his previous job he got fired from. Slays countless hordes on his own with his 2-handed weapons. Steals every ammunition because he got there first. Carries an awesome holy relic. Actually a heretic himself, working for Captain Wolfer. Stands between 10 Crushers while praising the beneficent emperor. Keeps you safe from enemy Gunners and Snipers with the revolver his grandpa gave to him. Leaves his comrades alone in peril situations because he's chaaarging and shrooouding. Does not do any damage because too busy chaaarging and dooodging out of position. Protects and supports his fellow pilgrims easily. Pulls the whole map because he's speeeding. Pushes even the most powerful heretic monstrosities from bridges just by yelling at them.
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