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0 ups, 3mo,
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Yes, they are safe and effective

You can trust them because they spent like 12 years studying medicine and you spent 5 minutes studying a facebook group.
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Actually, they spend 8 yrs studying medicine, and then the rest of their entire career being trained how to peddle drugs that they have not a clue about.

Your info clearly came from FB, because logic and truth have been banned there for years now.
0 ups, 2mo,
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First of all, I'm 16. I've never touched facebook. Second of all, they need 4 years of undergrad college, 4 years of med school, and 3-8 years training in a specific area. And I can back my stuff up with a source. https://students-residents.aamc.org/choosing-medical-career/deciding-career-medicine

Maybe if you could provide a source with reliable information, then I'll listen.
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Let's see if you keep your promise.
Almost every single medical conference and clinical trial doctors attend and perform is funded by drug-companies. And the doctors are then schooled on how to peddle the pharma-drugs, manipulate lab results and make drug-companies richer.
They are taught nothing about better client care, just client longevity, after being addicted to their products.

This isnt private information, and theres hundreds of sources I took 3 min to find:

https://pharmanewsintel.com/features/can-pharmaceutical-companies-ethically-sponsor-medical-education

https://www.docplexus.com/posts/rationalityofdoctorsorganisingspeakinginmedicalconferencessponsoredbypharmacompanies

https://jme.bmj.com/content/47/12/e33

https://www.forbes.com/sites/johnlechleiter/2015/07/21/clinical-trials-part-1/?sh=ef84ceb56dba

Now, since this is clear and obvious, how can there not be a conflict-of-interest when it comes to taking advice from a medical 'expert', when that same expert is making money off of your decision to proceed with their advice?

Its akin to trusting the advice of an automobile 'expert' to sell you a car that you 'need to feel better'... think about it.
1 up, 2mo,
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While I do see your point, and I do agree Pharma companies should not be involved in medical meetings, it's more influencing what company gets to give you a vaccine. A unsafe vaccine wouldn't get them money, so why sell unsafe vaccines?
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0 ups, 2mo,
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They wouldnt get any money?
Pfizer sold $36.7 BILLION of its Covid vaccine worldwide in 2021, representing 45% of its total year revenue of $81.2 BILLION. Moderna's vaccine is its only commercially available product, and the $17.7 billion in 2021 sales represents effectively all of its $18.5 BILLION yearly

Could you even fathom that amount of money?
Im glad you can see the ethical issue here and conflict of interest, which should be illegal considering the doctrine of Informed Consent. However, money talks, and laws can always be bent if there are enough people with consciences that can be suppressed for a few million dollars.

Job 36:18 NLT - 18 But watch out, or you may be seduced by wealth. Don't let yourself be bribed into sin.

Psa 15:5 NLT - 5 Those who lend money without charging interest, and who cannot be bribed to lie about the innocent. Such people will stand firm forever.
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
So you're saying the Covid vaccine was unsuccessful?
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Not at all. It was extremely successful. Billions and billions of dollars of success.
0 ups, 2mo,
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It didn't, oh idk, stop an entire pandemic?
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Can that be proven scientifically? If eveyone was given a potato instead of a vaccine, can you prove it would have made a difference?

If you read those links I gave you, like you promised to, you would see that the drug companies who published their successful results were also the ones funding the 'independent lab testing' done by technicians.

Again, a major conflict of interest. Like when a real estate agent selling you a house is the same person who pays the house inspector to sign off on the property inspection report.

This happens all the time.
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0 ups, 2mo
Are you a laboratory technician? A virologist? Did you extract and analyze the ingredients of your medication before taking it?
Then how can you be sure that what you received wasn't sugar water?

"The placebo effect is triggered by the person's belief in the benefit from the treatment and their expectation of feeling better, rather than the characteristics of the placebo." —BetterHealth

In other words, without proof, you could have gotten a placebo and stayed well (as some did) and you could also have gotten the real thing and got myocarditis (as some did).
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/safety/myocarditis.html

You do not know for sure, and you never can, because the clinical trials are not open for observation and they are paid for by the people selling them.
0 ups, 2mo
Were you not alive during the pandemic? The problem was solved with vaccines. Tell me all you want that vaccines don't work, but I'm not going to spread diseases to my family and friends because I'm afraid of the doctor. I never got Covid-19, and hopefully never will, because I got vaccines. I got booster shots. I maintained social distancing. I didn't travel. I wore a mask. I took proper precautions, and it helped me. Am I saying precautions will work 100% of the time? No. But they definitely work.

Good day.
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