Saike: How do you un bake a cake?

Calais: *Curious about the cake* What is this?

Saike: A cake

Calais: I’ve never seen this in the house of Xorus

Saike: Oh really?

Calais: Never!

Saike: Wanna get a better cake?

Matt: What

Saike: H o w

(Look I'm gonna be honest I can't read the title)

Matt: you put it in an oven and pray it doesn't explode

(There)

Matt: whats wrong with the cake?

Saike: Nothing

Matt: okay. just use dark magic on it to restore it to its original ingredients

Saike: T̷̪̥͈̤̙͊̃͐͊̑͠ͅo̵͇̟͉̻͎̹͛ ̶̺̃͊̉̔͝t̴̩͈͍̮̼͋̈́͌h̴̨̙̯̩̀́͌̂̕͠e̸̱̊̐ ̸̦̗̐̈̌́͆͝c̵̩̪̃̏̃͊̍̚a̴͈̟̳͌̀͆͂k̴̈͜ę̷̛͍͇̏̉́̊͐ ̷̦̣̦̰̠͇̳̄g̸̳̱͈̑̃̚͘͝͝o̷̪̩̮̖̭̠̒͗͜d̸̳̙͉͊̈s̷̢̡̘̲͕͆̎̉̈́̇ͅ ̴̳̜̹̇̐̀̇t̵̪͔͇͛̀ḁ̷̟͍̗̳̗̐̉k̵͓̞͔͈͖͆̌̅͋ͅe̶̢̨͚͙̲̳̐ ̶̧̮̦̞͉̄̈́͑̓̈́t̸͚̯̐̂h̵̟̾̑̎ȋ̶͔̫͈͎͜s̶̳̱͑̀͑͒̈́̊̈͜ͅ ̵̲̰͔̼̈́̿͂̈́̿͘s̷̤̜̭͍̟̗͆̈́͝a̵̪͕̜̔̎͐c̷̖͓̤̓ṙ̴̰͆̿̂͐͝ͅi̸̛̜͆͋ͅf̶͉́͑ḭ̶̧̝̯̠̩̖͛̉c̵͉̯͙͉͊e̴̦͛̕͝ ̶̛̗̟̹̻̟̯̍̎͝t̶̨̖̩͎͈͈̥͆͗́̌̓͒ơ̴͗͘ͅ ̵̫͑̾̿̈̈̈́̕ͅÙ̷̧̧̺̺̝̒̉̽̒n̸̫̉ ̵̰͓͚͎̹̾̈́̀͆͗b̸̧͇͍̂̑a̶̫̲̭̜͖̓̍̆̈́̈́͛̚ͅk̷̞̤̗̼̙̬̜͐̇͘ȩ̵̣̜͚̻̺̿̅̃͋̐̚ ̵̪̻̉̓m̴̭̳͠y̵̘̜̮̘̤̙͇̓̋̓̎̃̆̉ ̷̢̖̹̲͙̽̑̿͜c̷̛̪̫̈̋̈́̍̕ä̵͉̞̱͚̲̖͒̅ͅḵ̶̡̛̱̃̐͊è̴͈̬̜̞̗͛̉̿̚͝ ̵̡̨̲͌̽͘

Matt: ...wait am I the sacrifice-

Saike: No, no

Matt: oh okay, who we sacrificing?

Saike: This pencil

Matt: cool. lets do it

Saike: *snaps it*

*the cake is now back to it's original ingredients*

Matt: yay

Saike: Yipee

Rizu: wha

Saike: OMG

I DONT WANT EVERY RP TO BE US GOING TO THE HOSPITAL

Rizu: *mind completely broken*
(WELL THAT MIGHT HAVE TO HAPPEN)

Saike: *takes her to hospital*

Rizu: blejhhh

*gives her to hospital people*

Saike: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT HAPPENED

Rizu: *more derp*

*waits*

Rizu: *gets a f**king lobotomy*

*waits*

Rizu: *doctors walk her out, she has a lot of stitches on her head*

Saike: Then we un bake it

Rizu: you can't unbaked a cake!! You eat the cake!!

Saike: I can!!!!

Rizu: EAT THE CAKE

Saike: I NEED TO UN BAKE IT

Rizu: YOU CANT UNBAKE A CAKE, JUST EAT IT

Saike: JUST LET ME

Rizu: EAT.

Saike: NO

Rizu: EAT IT BEFORE I SHOVE THE CAKE IN YOUR MOUTH

Put it back in the oven. Set it to the negative of whatever temperature you baked it at, such as -325 degrees and leave it in for the EXACT amount of time you baked it for! It has to be exact, otherwise the flower will turn into wheat and the eggs will turn into a chicken

Saike: ...why do i understand youuuu... *feels his head and there's cat ears*

uhghhhhhhhhhhh

Rizmew: *knows Sakat might come out to play* Nya nya nya!
(*general excited noises*)

Saike: No. Not today. *ears go away and he sighs*

*sakat comes out in spirit form*

Rizmew: *le gasp* nya!

Sakat: Nya!

Saike: Hey, can you go into your spectral form so I can talk to Rizu?

Rizmew: nya… *Rizmew goes into her spectral form, making Rizu fall over*
Rizu: ugghhh…

Saike: Rizu?

Rizu: Saike..? Ugh my head…

Saike: They gave you a lobotomy

Rizu: WHA??

Saike: ..Yea, I gotta go plan for the wedding, I just need you to go home

Sakat: *to rizmew* Nya!

Rizu: *shock* o-okay
Rizmew: *to Sakat* Nya!

Saike: Idk I just un baked a cake

Sakat: *toying with rizmew*

Rizu: …wha??

Rizmew: *plays with Sakat*

Saike: I un baked a cake

Sakat: Mew purr meow

Rizu: h o w

Rizmew: nya mew purr!

Saike: Dont think about it, you might have your brain melt again

Sakat: :DDDDD

Rizu: o k a y ?

Rizmew: ^w^

Saike: I gotta go

Sakat: >w< (hes making silly faces)

Rizu: okay *leaves*

Rizmew: nyahaha! *laughing*

Saike: h o w

Rizu: w-what did you do to the cake? WHY DOES IT NEED UNBAKED

Saike: Idk

Rizu: how about I make you another cake

Saike: But I need to un bake this one

Rizu: W H Y

Saike: To make another

Rizu: I can just make another right now

Saike: Yea

With these ingredients

Rizu: no it's already been baked

*a couple minutes later, she hears an explosion from the kitchen*

Rizu: *sigh* what happened…

*there’s flour, eggs, and other cake ingredients on the table*

Rizu: wha-

Saike: I DID IT

Rizu: ._.

Saike: HAHAHA

Rizu: *confusion*

Saike: TOLD YOU

Rizu: *mind broken*

Saike: *gives her egg*

Rizu: *drops it*

Saike: ?

Rizu: *brain melted*

Saike: You ok?

Rizu: uhhhh… *derp*

Saike: Rizu?

Rizu: :P

Saike: RIZU

Rizu: duhh…

Saike: Rizu?!?!?!?!?

(Yo imagine rizmew takes over bc her brain is weak)

Rizmew: *takes over Rizu’s body because her brain is weak* nya?

Saike: ._.

Rizmew: :3 *looks pretty hungry*

Saike: Ok, cmon

Thanks for everything *talking to doctors*

Rizmew: *playing with her tail*

Saike: *takes her to his house bc he can’t go to realm of creation*

Rizmew: nya?

Saike: Do what ever you want, just dont wreak stuff, ok?

Rizmew: nya! :3
(Oke! :3)

Saike: NO

Rizu: *angy*

Saike: I MUST UN BAKE IT

Rizu: WHY

Saike: I NEED EGGS

Rizu: BUY MORE EGGS

Saike: NO

Rizu: ITS EASIER THEN UNBAKING A F**KING CAKE

Saike: I WILL UNBAKE THE CAKE

Rizu: *leaves as she is done with this shit*

Sakat: VuV

Rizmew: *nuzzles up next to Sakat* purrr

Sakat: Purrrr