If they make a Splatoon Movie, then these actors should play the characters

Jack Black as Mr.Grizz

Ok, works for me.

I think Sarah Michelle Gellar is perfect for the role of Marie, as she is kind, loving, sweet, and pretty, but is not one for paparazzi. Erin Cahill (the voice of Chloe Lynch from "Call of Duty: Black Ops 2") is perfect for the role of Callie, as she is explosive, foxy, has that sassy trait and voice. Nolan North (the voice of Richtofen in Call of Duty Zombies) is perfect for Agent 3, or his real name: Remix "Jazz" Downbeat, as he is quite the voice monkey, and acts very weird. Sam Worthington (the voice of Alex Mason from "Call of Duty: Black Ops") is the perfect role for Agent 4, or his real name: Bruce Spletzer, as he possesses emotion, self-esteem, and a hero's dignity and humility-only after Agent 5's death. Michael Rooker (the voice of Mike Harper from "Call of Duty: Black Ops 2") is the perfect role for Agent 5, or his real name: Lionel Chimera, as he possesses a badass bounty hunter's personality, and is a man of his word. Natalie Portman (the face of Padmé Amidala from "Star Wars") is the perfect role for Agent 8, or her real name: Alexis "Lexi" Spletzer (Bruce's WIFE, not sister), as she is emotionally breakable and has a non-threatening huggable tone. Danny DeVito is perfect for Cap'n Cuttlefish, as they're both old and salty.

Alright, hear me out:
Splatoon 1 and 2 are combined in the same movie.
Splatoon 3 is a whole 'nother movie.

There's an agent 5?

was

Wdym

Octavio killed him. Agent 5 (Lionel Chimera) sacrificed himself to save Agent 4 (Bruce Spletzer). In an attempt at termination, Octavio attempted to grab Agent 4, but Agent 5 knocked him away, resulting in Octavio grabbing him. Coincidentally, there was barbed wire beneath Octavio's stage, and he placed Agent 5 in the barbed wire, and by the end of the fight, he died.

Huh... how do you know this?

I AM Agent 4.

Weird, cuz i'm Neo Agent 3 and i don't remember that happening.

maybe cuz i wasn't there

Agent 3 is Remix "Jazz" Downbeat, he and I know each other in person. Or are you referring to the candidate in Splatoon 3? Also he wasn't there. The new Agent 3 is not confirmed to be either Inkling nor Octoling in the personnel files, so I'm sure that might explain why you claim yourself as "Neo", which is Octarian for "Masculine Octoling", or "Octoling Boy".

I was referring to the one in Splatoon 3. And by neo i meant new.

typo, i see.

basically, yes.

I hope these are voice actors, a 12 year old with stubble would be horrifying