Reposting this for no reason

“why the f**k is lian covered in glue” 😭

If Will bit Mr again he'd probably lose it and beat Will to death (or mabye near death)

(His voice suddenly switches from quiet and mocking to loud, angry, and startling.)
"YOU KILLED MY F**KING HUSBAND. YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN ME OVER WITH THAT STUPID GO***MN SORRY SHIT."

"I-I-"

"SHUT UP."

"-"

"...you used to be so sweet. So kind. So caring. You used to be my FRIEND."

"I-I-JUST-"

"YOU WHAT."

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO
I WAS HALF BLACKED OUT"

"THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING."

"I REGRET WHAT I DID"

"N-no. No no no. I won't let them do that."

".. it's that or life in prison."

"It's neither. They'll never find out it was you."

"..what kind of man get admitted to a hospital twice for massive spider bites as well as being friends with a big spider who just so happened to die around the time he got another bite?"

"...I'm sorry about all that stuff I did just now..."

"..no..I deserve it.."

"No you don't..."

"..h-he d- didn't k-know.. *sniff*.."

"Y-you... you didn't mean to do it..."

"..I don't deserve to live.."

"D-don't say that...!"

"..*sniff*.."

(He seems to suddenly realize something.)
"...o-oh God. Am... am I gonna be taken to jail for attempted murder?"

"..ohhh.. they're gonna have me killed..."

(...he drops the scalpel on the floor.)

*you wouldn't even know who he was if you saw him.*

[i was going for the mercy route]

*oh whoops nvm*
"...
..
..huh?"

"...I- I can't do it."

"..I don't deserve to live, Lian. What I did was absolutely unforgivable."

"I can't bring myself to kill you. The world may not forgive you... and it's really, really go***mn hard to say this... but... b-but... I forgive you. I do."

"..I don't forgive myself.."

"...I know how you feel. I've been through something really similar."

"..yeah..
..yeah, that's right.."

"REGRET WON'T BRING HIM BACK."

"PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU "

"GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO KILL YOU."

"I-I-..
...
..
."

"...come on. I'm waiting."

*he slumped back in his bed*

"...exactly. You have no more redeeming qualities. All you are is a murderer. A monster. A sick, twisted F**K."
[what if there was a branching path of this AU where Lian calms down and doesn't kill Mr]

*Mr wouldn't think he deserved to live but that sounds like a good idea*
*He was silent*

"...goodbye. Old friend."
(Lian slowly leans over Mr, scalpel in hand. Mr knows what's coming.)

*camera zooms out in front of the room, which was indeed proofed*

simply killing Mr in his sleep wouldn't be enough for Lian
he would wake Mr up just to make sure he felt every bit of the pain

Stabbing him with the forceps and tweezers and scalpel and such

"Wake up, sleepy-head... you've got a loooong procedure ahead of you. Hah... hahaha...HAHAHAHAHA!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Calm down, none of that screaming stuff just yet... don't want to alert the hospital workers before I start the surgery."

*he screamed louder and mashed the "bell" button*

"Oh, good try... I've already made sure this door isn't opening. Ever."

*He tried sticking out a facespike, but due to the mild sedatives and the poison, he couldn't really*

"Heheh... it's really fun watching you struggle. Especially after what you did to him... he didn't deserve that, you know."
(He changes to a mocking voice.)
"And now your poor widdle family will know the pain you've put me through... funny how life works like that, huh?"

"IM SORRY
I WASN'T FULLY IN CONTROL OF MYSELF
I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS WRONG"

*calling Illy*

"It happened again"

*who's calling Illy*

(Mr)

"I think I'm dead for real this time
Speaking of which I beat up Will"

"Did he die again"

"I don't know, mabye. I pounded him against the the wall-
𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉? 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙈𝙀, 𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙔??!"

i just told Lian about this and he's approaching Mr with a very violent goal in mind

Nonono this is the SECOND TIME AROUND
also Mr could just

oh you have no idea how badly Lian would f**k Mr up

Maybe even using the hospital tools
Mr would not wish to come back to life due to the guilt of killing Will and losing Lian as a friend

YESSS IT'S PERFECT

Instead of asphyxiation, Will has a caved face
Mr, after being bit again, absolutely lost it and beat Will to death, then admitting himself to the hospital.
Lian found out about this and killed him in the middle of the night while he was in the hospital

imagine Mr's reaction when he tries to hold Lian back with oddity strength like he normally does (not Lian particularly but you know what i mean) but it just doesn't work and before Mr knows it, Lian has a grip around his neck and a livid glare in his eyes

Wait wait wait I have an idea
STRANGLED RED BUT MR LIAN AND WILL
THINK ABOUT IT
WE COULD DO POKEPASTA PERDITION ROTISSEMIX

Lian, of course, overpowers him anyway, because he's too angry to give a f**k about Mr's strength

*Lian gets so angry, he switches tabs and rewrites Mr's canon to make him extremely weak*

well if Mr ever did this, just keep in mind that every Rotidserieverse character has this thing called willstrength
basically, the angrier they are, the stronger they are
and if Mr kills or possible kills Will, Lian could overpower him without THINKING

Huh
Oddities, being slightly more capable than their normal counterparts, can hold more muscle, more adrenaline
Additionally, they could kill someone very very quickly
Of course Mr wouldn't kill Lian
He also can cover himself in his face and perfectly disguise himself

Lian doesn't F**KING care how strong Mr is, he possibly killed Will and he's about to get f**king THE HOLY ending'd if Lian isn't calmed down immediately

Yikes
This is only a possibility
This is what happens if he bit him again

"..I don't need to tell you what happens on my adventures."

"UH- WH- TH-"

"Just don't mention a meat grinder to him."

"WHAT THE Fπ€⟨"