Yknow, I’m almost considering watching it just to see how bad it actually is
But I also want to keep myself pure by not watching it for several reasons:
1. I’m afraid it will become stuck in my head for all eternity
2. I’m afraid I might actually end up liking it and then that could cause problems because:
a. I would be liking something “popular” and that goes against my very being for whatever reason
b. I would be exiled from the internet and everyone would hate me because apparently if you like something “cringe” then you aren’t even considered part of the human race anymore