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click "e" to interact
cat: collect 5 demon skulls, 15 dragon hearts, and 500 gold for my ritual.
reward: 5xp

lol

CLICK "E" TO INTERACT WITH the cat.
*Clicks E*
Cat: Greetings, traveller! I have come to thy conclusion that my kitty-bowl has been depleted of cat foods. Must you fetch me a packet of tuna-meat, chicken-meat, and a little bowl filled with freshwaters, and you would please me. In return from your quest assigned from me, I will give you a few cat-love-points and 62 exp. Now go on, you have 2 minutes...
END OF MESSAGE.
NEW QUEST UNLOCKED: GO TO THE KITCHEN AND GRAB CAT'S ITEMS WITHIN two minutes BEFORE HE PERISHES YOU. START RUNNING...
You: Oh dear...

You: here is your food

Feed me the souls of the innocent father.
N O W

Hello Traveler. I have a quest for you. Collect 10 cans of tuna from the huge metal box and put them in my bowl and then i will give you a few seconds of comfort before i attack violently. -Cat

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Lol

What’s the quest though?

Lemme see *Walks up to him*

Meow Meow Mew Mew Meow Mew Meow Meow Mew

Collect 5 cans of Tuna and get a water bottle

So the cat just wants you to make lunch for them

Yes

The cat is lazy because there is already some made

bruh

That’s pretty much what he wants me to do

I grab shotgun (continue the action)

You attempt to shot the cat with the shotgun

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! YOU ANGERED THE CAT GODS

But it’s a toy

Congrats on getting front page bro

really?

this is my cat. he sits like a turkey and as soon as I get near him he sits normally.

omfg add a skyrim npc quest icon above his head PLEASE XD

LMAO I LOVE IT!!!!!

lol

Greeting adventurer I am very hungry in the pantry there is the bag if you can defeat it it will drop the cat treats bring them to me and I will make sure your pantaloons are plenty heavy

(Reward: 500 gold)

Accept Decline

your cat was sent from the heavens

Nah that cat just caught some of my 2 in the morning depression

[E] Interact

Indiana Jones be like

click "e" to interact
Cat: collect 10 skulls, 15 souls, and 5 cans of tuna for my ritual. You have 2 minutes.
reward: 562 xp and 4674673 love points

Yes ikr

L + Ratio + Fatherless

Who, him or creator?

guy i'm replying to; "repost" spammers who don't offer proof are annoying

tf do you mean "without proof" it doesn't take 2 glances to see a saved jpeg. the meme is blurry, out of focus, off centered, and overall poor quality

if you don't care, stop replying to my comments

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