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Smite V on an netherite axe is absolutely a MUST have.
It one-hit all annoying mobs (zombie, skeleton, even PHANTOMS) while letting you put all enchants you use on your sword, plus you can still put efficiency V, unbreaking III and Mending on your axe to use it for... wood ig ?

Dafuk does hardcore has to do with mending

I dont know, I’m out of ideas I guess it’s rarity

I mean, it's always easier to get it for villagers

I guess but you’ll have to be a try-hard to try to do that

Nah just have patience

uhhh... smite only works on undead mobs, dont you mean sharpness...?

That's... the goal.
Did you read my comment?

try bedrock trident

very strong and easy to get

bro the trident is too op, and i play java cuz its moar customizable (also cuz its way better-

bro l java

bedrock has more cool stuff

does bedrock have...: optifine, sweep attack, hardcore, A DIFFRENT ENCHANTMENT (sweeping edge) mods THAT YOU DONT NEED TO PLAY 7 DOLLARS FOR

WE ALSO HAVE SHADERS

does java have usfull cauldrons & infinite potion glitches with cauldrons

does java have spam clicking your trident to deal a hell of a lot of damage

does java have an experiments thing to use teachers from the next major update

We have the carpet mod

Which lets us do things like move things like chests, hoppers, etc

bro has mining fatigue☠

Also spam clicking is fast but boring af

but everyone else does so its not fun

then dont spam

You mothe-

bru

its op use it

I play modded java :/

BRU

Yeah it only works on pc :(
(That'd be so cool if bedrock could play modded with java...)

ya i wanna make prot73668374765837465698754687755875827 armor

Apotheosis be like :

tbh java needs more variety with cauldron like in bedrock

dis is y i play bedrock

Real

🤓

bro forgor fortune☠

Not uncompatible

it works for me

i play bedrock so i use sharp sword and smite axe

and i still use bane of arthropods to flex me wasting xp and stuff

Bro what do the last one even do

Extra damage to bugs

Why did this comment section explode, I don’t know how this meme template works

Bane of arthropods absolutely sucks ass and should be replaced with an enchantment where there's a chance of landing a critical hit