"THE GREAT CASSIUS CLAY USED TO SPAR WITH ME. NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THAT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE TO BOAST. HE USED TO SAY: 'SIR, YOU ARE A GREAT DANCER, PROBABLY THE BEST THERE HAS EVER BEEN. ALSO, THANK YOU, SIR, FOR SPARRING WITH A BLACK MAN.' HE HAD TEARS IN HIS EYES THAT DAY."; AWARD FOR MOST ABSURD CONTENT IN FAKE MEDIA