Get the same job as him and you'll get 70% his paycheck

i want 70% of your paycheck is like my mom taking the fries from my meal because she bought them

Or asian parents when you give them your b-day money to "keep them safe"

i would relate but im white so

Well then you ain't gettin a boyfriend

Bro if a girl is expecting 70 percent of my money that i earn she better be willing to do the f**king dishes at least

Yeah, not even a simp will give her 10%

That was not a violation, that was justice

that bitch is a gold digger