ok here's a random story
once there was a pilot who just did an announcement to the passengers on the plane but forgot to turn off his mic. then he, not knowing everyone can hear him, said "I will now take a shit and I'll have sex with the hostess". after hearing this, the hostess started running to there but she tripped over the foot of one of the passengers and fell. and the passenger said "slow down, girl. He will take a shit first."
