Fun fact: one time I tried cbt and I now hate myself.

tragic

Also, someone tried to jerk me off during passing period behind the school, and made me cum.

what

I said someone jerked me off during lunch, and all I could do was watch them stroke me, while the other hand pinned me to the wall.
Being assaulted never felt so good.

Now you are acting like me.

Perhaps

Did you cut your p**is off or something
Also sorry about the title, man

he master baits too much

bates

Ofc my p**is is still there, I used a lemon squeezer on my balls and it hurt, so I stopped.

What
For, like pleasure?
What?

I heard it was cool, and those people who told me to do it, secretly hated me.

Why would you believe them
Like, huh

I was a dumbass back then.

Good thing I recovered

why the f**k would you

Bc I was a f**king dumbass back then.

did it feel good

No

would you recommend it to family or friends

NEVER.