just opened mc and casually saw this

This is what Java players think Bedrock is like

Because it is like this

Not really.

One time I found one on the roof of a woodland mansion

Followed you 😁

Bro hanging his llama

I saw that before, too

how did you casually get get 26 unique status effects?!?!?!?!?!!!

pretty sure its a meme template on here

that's how many you need to get the achievement

Nice 👍🙂

I'm thinking of the Undertale song "Here We Are".

wandering traders always end up in the strangest places

one time i found them on top of my star destroyer and the llamas were being hanged by the trader

The Trader has had enough of the spitting

Altitorture be like