Splatt: *punches Som in the stomach*
Som: What the f**k?
Splatt: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Som: What the f**k are you talking about?
Splatt: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Side: See ya! *leaves*
Som: I'm not pregnant!
Splatt: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Som: I was never pregnant, Splatt!
Splatt: Are... you sure?
Som: Yes I'm f**king sure!
Rom: I'm sorry, but why the f**k is everybody yelling over here?
Splatt: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Rom: *punches Som in the stomach*
Som: AW, MOTHERFU--