iUnFunny's Sopranos Template

ok

what did the waiter say when the customer sat on the table? please sit on the chair.

that one's fire

ay ti

I dont eat clocks when I'm in a hurry because it's time consuming

uh decent enough

helmnlo

Why did the sheep go to the comedy club? Because it wanted to hear some "baa-d" jokes!

lmfao ok that one was pretty good
your username is a lie

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Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

🥁🍗

ba-dum-tsss

Why did the pencil get an award at school? Because it "drew" a lot of attention.

Meh

Hi

what do you call a hot dog that isnt hot anymore? a cold dog.

lol

guh

Why did the pedophile choose analog clock instead of digital clock? because analog clock doesn't go over 12.

LMAO