Ikana's stare

Nuh uh

Please? 😭😭

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Mehbread: Drtroit...
Drtroit: Oh no, 'Drtroit' in b-flat.
Drtroit: You're disappointed.

Mehbread: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Drtroit: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

Mehbread: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Drtroit: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Mehbread: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Mehbread: I prevented a murder today.
Drtroit: Really? How’d you do that?
Mehbread: self control.

Mehbread: What the f**k is wrong with you?!
Drtroit: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Mehbread: Good morning. What the f**k is wrong with you?!

Mehbread: This is such a bad idea.
Drtroit: Then why are you coming along?
Mehbread: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Mehbread: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Mehbread: i became more evil if you’re curious
Drtroit: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Mehbread: i’m going to get worse on purpose

Mehbread: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Drtroit: I think you mean cards.
Mehbread, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Mehbread: Violence isn't the answer.
Drtroit: You’re right.
Mehbread: *sighs in relief*
Drtroit: Violence is the question.
Mehbread: What?
Drtroit, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Mehbread, running after them: NO-

Mehbread: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Drtroit: How can you still say that?
Mehbread: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Mehbread: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday
Drtroit: Wednesay
Mehbread: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Real

Im gonna touch you

I just imagined that except it was sung by uhh

Whar

Oh yeah I remember the band is called "kid rock"

I see

My username is actually from a lyric in one of their songs, "F**K ALL YOU HOES! DETROIT TIL I DIE!"