Did you know that we used to elect leaders that could form complete, coherent sentences?

"A radical is a man with both feet; firmly planted in the air."; "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs; who, however, has never learned to walk forward."; "A reactionary is a somnambulist; walking backwards."; "A liberal is a man who uses his legs and hands; at the behest of his head." - FDR