FESTIVE GAMER: I LIKE YOUR NEW PANTS!
SCARF: THANKS, THEY WERE 50% OFF!
FESTIVE GAMER: I’D LIKE THEM BETTER IF THEY WERE 100% OFF. *WINKS*
SCARF: THE STORE CAN’T JUST GIVE AWAY CLOTHES FOR FREE.
FESTIVE GAMER: THAT’S… NOT WHAT I MEANT.
SCARF: THAT’S A TERRIBLE WAY TO RUN A BUSINESS, FESTIVE GAMER.